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theartofsuffering:

wearing-westwood:

Well, and aren’t true artists so rare these days.

I suppose my telling you my name was redundant, as you seem to know who I am.

I did my homework. Better to know who I’m offering my skills to.

But before you dismiss me for pure audacity in approaching you to begin with, I suggest you look me up. Ought to be able to find a few things on the Black Widow, if you poke around.

I don’t dismiss for audacity, fortunately—and don’t worry, darling, ‘Black Widow’ is already in the files. Many times over.

sniper-with-a-smoke begged:

unf.

If you snuck in my room I would:

  • [x] Go back to sleep
  • [] Kick you out
  • [] Cuddle with you
  • [] Be like wtf?
  • [] Let you sleepover
  • [] Beat your ass
  • [] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

  • [x] Kiss you back
  • [] Smile & laugh
  • [] Be shocked
  • [] Slap you

You are:

  • [] Cute
  • [] Adorable
  • [] Pretty
  • [] Beautiful
  • [] Okay
  • [x] Sexy
  • [] Hotass Motherfucker
  • [] Ew

I Would:

  • [x] Smash
  • [] Pass

andrewscottinmypants begged:

(oh wow I didn't click on anon oops)

It's far from petty. Don't like those idiots anyway, they deserve to die. xxx

Hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but a bit of patience goes far in these cases.

Charming.  Is this your send-off, darling?

Charming.  Is this your send-off, darling?

Anonymous begged:

Hi! I'm your "Honey, I'm home!" anon. /waves/ You might be getting more of these later as I sent out over 20. Have fun!

…get out.

thewhiphandadler:

wearing-westwood replied to your post: My tumblr crushes: Jimmy boy Jim darling My…

((But how))

//I don’t even know bro.  Our only thread together lasted like what 65 notes? And the thread I have with Kristen just reached over 200 notes. I don’t know how you are first but it is fitting, I suppose, because you are my wife.//

thewhiphandadler:

wearing-westwood replied to your photo: Oh yes, laugh it up, all of you. It’s wonderful…

Tell me you don’t find this the slightest bit amusing.

  

Bite me.

You say that like you think I won’t.

(Source: fyeahroleplayingrabbit)

Tom’s notes,

oo8. Sebastian Moran is a man who grew used to functioning under others’ orders, hence why he allows himself to be commanded by individuals such as Jim Moriarty who, unlike him, prefer to instruct others. However, I have strong reasons to believe that during sexual intercourse or other actions who require the same level of intimacy, the two of them invert roles, merely because they are following their instincts. And I believe it to be quite clear that, were we to live in the animal kingdom, Sebastian Moran would be the alpha while Jim Moriarty would have a lower ranking, merely because of their drastic physical differences.