daddymoriartypapamoran:

wearing-westwood:

daddymoriartypapamoran:

wearing-westwood:

daddymoriartypapamoran:

wearing-westwood:

Fine.  But do not blame me if you regret it.

Just make sure that I have no reason to regret it. 

As far as I am concerned, your state of regret or otherwise is immaterial.

I wouldn’t think so. 
Let’s just stay as nice as possible, shall we? 

Acting is a talent of mine.

Oh really?
So, you pretend to be a complete ass, right? 
Because I haven’t really seen anything apart from that..

Maybe you’re not so good at it after all?

Well, theoretically, I shouldn’t have to act differently around you.  Families are supposed to be honest with each other, are they not?  My being a ‘complete ass’ is actually an expression of my extreme respect for you, as I’m granting you the truth.

You should be flattered.